What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:51
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Still no good
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Loons and Moons
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!